FUNNY XISSIE LOGS

[Ondskan]

1:Super Duper Man> LOL
1:Super Duper Man> Bown> What is a fap?
1:Super Duper Man> quoted
1:Ondskan> lol
1:Ondskan> fapping out loud
1:Infernal Raptor> FOL
1:Bown> what is it i've been here for 2 days
1:Infernal Raptor> FAPPERS CUZ WE FAP FAP FAP ALOT
1:Ondskan> Justin Faplake - Fap me a river
1:Bown> Is it just a word?
1:Infernal Raptor> i love bown
1:Ondskan> BOWn...we are FAPPERS
1:Super Duper Man> he's cute
1:Ondskan> Cause we *FAP FAP FAP* a lot
1:Bown> ILL FKING SPAM U GUYS 24/7 THIS FKING FAP IF U DONT TELL ME WHAT IT IS
1:Decimus Comet> FAP FAP FAP FAP
1:Ondskan> what do you think?
1:Ondskan> what comes the sound fap fap fap
1:Ondskan> when ur WANKING
1:Bown> LOL
1:Infernal Raptor> i look at pics of onds's mom and FAP FAP FAP
1:Infernal Raptor> get it?
1:Ondskan> STFU!
1:Super Duper Man> Bown> what's a wanking?
1:Ondskan> rofl
1:Bown> well, i dont listen to the fap fap when im wanking, im busy squeeling like a pig
1:Infernal Raptor> ROFL
1:Infernal Raptor> quoted
1:Ondskan> roflmao

gg bown

[Ondskan]

1:Flauto> The best thing to do just before cumming into a woman's mouth is to say: "Excuse me, representative of the female race, but I feel like I'm going to ejaculate soon" with a very formal tone of voice
1:Flauto> It gets them all horny
1:musta tappaja> lol
1:Ondskan> quoted

[deci]

1:Regency> Ondskan
1:Regency> Me and my band r gonna perform on a metalfest
1:Regency> gonna get paid 200 4 it
1:Ondskan> thats rly cool
1:Regency> Indeed.
1:musta tappaja> is for ppl under 15 years
1:musta tappaja> the festival that is
1:musta tappaja> like, kindergarden?
1:Decimus Comet> wheres NF when you need him ><
1:Ondskan> rofl tappi
1:Ondskan> dont be rude
1:musta tappaja> im just asking
1:musta tappaja> :>
1:Ondskan> right
1:musta tappaja> how old is rem these days anyway? still going strong on 13 ?
1:Flauto> He will always be 13
1:Regency> No I have increased
1:Regency> 2 15!
1:Ondskan> your age has increased but your dick keeps decreasing
1:musta tappaja> haha
1:Regency> 2jealous
1:Ondskan> yeh, i want a tiny penis too
1:Flauto> "Mom, is it normal that my wee-wee gets smaller as I get older?"
1:Ondskan> lol
1:musta tappaja> that's why rem is a special kid
1:Flauto> "Quite really"
1:Regency> it isn't?
Team 0 has collected all the flags. Flag victory in 3 minutes.
1:Regency> Once ondskan and Flauto are reunited, torture begins
1:musta tappaja> some ppl like small dicks rem, so it's ok
1:musta tappaja> like, asian men
1:Flauto> Yeah, they use dildos
1:Ondskan> strap-on
1:Regency> lol, -wtf-
1:Flauto> But there is nothing wrong in using a dildo!"
1:Ondskan> STRAP ON
1:Flauto> Those are for women
1:Flauto> Like Remu
1:Ondskan> dildo is something you use when u masturbate, like just a damn tool. strap on is what u got around ur crotch and has a fake penis and fuck another person
1:Flauto> O RLY?
1:Ondskan> YOU KEPT SAYING DILOD YOU FUCKHEAD
1:Ondskan> dildo even
1:Flauto> DILOD, HERE I CUM
1:Ondskan> omg

[deci]

1:Gentleman> i got 13y/o girls number lastnight 8)
1:Decimus Comet> ...
1:Decimus Comet> how old are you?
1:Gentleman> 18
1:Decimus Comet> can you say... prison?
1:Gentleman> im gonna take him to coffee or something
1:Gentleman> maybe movies
1:Gentleman> hold hands etc
1:Decimus Comet> him now?
1:Decimus Comet> WOW
1:Decimus Comet> shemale now?
1:feenix> rofl
1:feenix> eeww
1:Gentleman> sigh
1:Gentleman> typo
1:Gentleman> stfu
1:Decimus Comet> sure sure
1:Decimus Comet> quoted

[Ondskan]

pedofile got pwned

[Infernal Raptor]

ROFL PZED LALAL $$

[Magic]

MODERATOR WARNING: You have been AFK for over 45 minutes. You will now be put in a ship. -DSB-BOT
DSB-BOT> You are a member of the Rebel Alliance (freq 1), and can only be on ships 5,6,7,8

a bit later:
1:Infernal Raptor> omg!
1:Infernal Raptor> MM is actually IN the game!?
1:Infernal Raptor> gtfo!


*-)

[Ondskan]

thetic is sick...

1:Thetic> who wanna smell my farts?
1:Thetic> none? :/
1:Ondskan> thetic goto sleep
1:Ondskan> gotcha!
1:Thetic> but they smell so delicious
1:Ondskan> I don't believe you!
1:Thetic> my kids <3
1:Ondskan> your kids are your farts?
1:Thetic> yeah.. i love every one of them
1:Ondskan> so you want us to smell your kids?
1:Thetic> as long as they go with the wind.. :/
1:Thetic> then i cry
1:Thetic> hmm until
1:Ondskan> that must be touching to see the kids flowing with the flow
1:Ondskan> wind*
1:Thetic> yeah.. sometimes i put my kids on fire
1:Ondskan> you're BRUTAL!
1:Thetic> they burn very well !
1:Thetic> big flames
DSB RULES: Freq 0 uses ships 1-4 Freq 1 uses ships 5-8. Cheaters will be banned. No team killing. No safe zone killing.
1:Ondskan> lol
1:Ondskan> you're sick
1:Thetic> no i`m not.. just littlebit mentally ill
1:Ondskan> LITTLE BIT?
1:Thetic> i can do harm to my kids
1:Thetic> that one was shy.. just little noise
1:Thetic> but smelling baaad i see..
1:Thetic> my kids aint supposed to smell :/
1:Thetic> theyre supposed to warm me and cuddle my ass hairs
1:Ondskan> ignored

[Infernal Raptor]

3:ISOcleric> I had an interesting day of gym I want to share with you
3:Op>Infernal> lol
3:ISOcleric> My gym class is always very silly
3:Op>Infernal> youve been here all day
3:ISOcleric> What? oh
3:ISOcleric> well anyway
3:ISOcleric> It all started when this girl served the ball into her teammates face
3:ISOcleric> I naturally started laughing and accidentally hugged this guy
3:Op>Infernal> LOL
3:ISOcleric> apparently he has tarets
3:ISOcleric> I got every anti-homo racial slur flung at me
3:ISOcleric> ever
3:Op>Infernal> lol owned
3:ISOcleric> and it just didn't end there
3:ISOcleric> he kept yelling for 5 minutes
3:ISOcleric> then his throat got sore
3:ISOcleric> and he stoped
3:Op>Infernal> awesome
3:ISOcleric> however, later
3:ISOcleric> I was doing my usual thing... spiking the ball in some bitches faces
3:ISOcleric> the ball comes to him, he misses
3:ISOcleric> and the tarets kicks in again
3:ISOcleric> By now our entire team is in complete disorder and panic
3:ISOcleric> we fled for our lives
3:Op>Infernal> is he violent?
3:ISOcleric> tried to be
3:ISOcleric> but I punched him in the face
3:ISOcleric> and he shut up for a long time
3:Op>Infernal> LOL
3:ISOcleric> it wasn't a love tap either
3:ISOcleric> I knocked the fuck outta him
3:Op>Infernal> rofl
3:ISOcleric> so thats the story
3:Op>Infernal> thats good stuff
3:ISOcleric> ye it is
3:Op>Infernal> lol quoted for sure!
3:ISOcleric> just goes to show that you can beat up disabled kids and feel good about it
3:ISOcleric> is tarets a disability?
3:Op>Infernal> yeeeep
3:ISOcleric> oh
3:ISOcleric> I feel special then
3:Op>Infernal> lal

[Ondskan]

1:Op>Tembest> i got an official warning from work god it was hilarious!
1:Op>Tembest> we have a cleaner guy there.. i was skatin with my muddy shoes behind him singing my own version of the song: "i'm just a dreamer"
1:Op>Tembest> "you're just a cleaner, a cleaner sent to me, OOOOW YEEAH" "you're just a cleaner, you clean the shit from me, OOOOWW YEAAH"
1:Op>Tembest> well then my boss somehow heard it..
1:Op>Tembest> and fkin ran to his laptop, freakin nerd
1:Op>Tembest> then came back after a minute wit an official warnin in his hand
1:Op>Tembest> the reason of the warnin was "disrespectful behaviour toward my collegues"
1:Op>Tembest> i was like "wtf, i ain' no cleaner"

[Super Duper Man]

lol! Temb got owned <3

[Tembest]

i don't work there anymore, i realized i was bein paid less than the cleaner guy! j/k

[Ondskan]

and a classic quote of our beloved modk

1:modk> with girls im pretty shy and frozen
1:modk> maybe im gay dunno

[feenix]

ondskan said:

and a classic quote of our beloved modk

1:modk> with girls im pretty shy and frozen
1:modk> maybe im gay dunno

haha rofl modk

[Magic]

ondskan said:

1:Op>Tembest> i got an official warning from work god it was hilarious!
1:Op>Tembest> we have a cleaner guy there.. i was skatin with my muddy shoes behind him singing my own version of the song: "i'm just a dreamer"
1:Op>Tembest> "you're just a cleaner, a cleaner sent to me, OOOOW YEEAH" "you're just a cleaner, you clean the shit from me, OOOOWW YEAAH"
1:Op>Tembest> well then my boss somehow heard it..
1:Op>Tembest> and fkin ran to his laptop, freakin nerd
1:Op>Tembest> then came back after a minute wit an official warnin in his hand
1:Op>Tembest> the reason of the warnin was "disrespectful behaviour toward my collegues"
1:Op>Tembest> i was like "wtf, i ain' no cleaner"

Thanks for editing my comments there Onds